Here are some quotes you can read or pass to begin each day with a smile!
“A person falls asleep the fastest when he turns off the alarm clock.”
“Luckily, today has been cancelled. Go back to bed.”
“There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1) morning people 2) people who want to shoot morning people”
“The one, who snores, is the first one to fall asleep.”
“It’s easier to stay awake until 7 AM, than to wake-up at 7 AM!”
“I need to get up – my coffee needs me.”
“Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.” » Job Might
“I always say ‘MORNING’ instead of ‘GOOD MORNING’ if it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people”
“I think I’m allergic to morning”
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now its the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.” » Mickey Nice
“Morning paradox – it takes forever to fall asleep and only a second to fall asleep in the morning.”
“Angels usually show up in the morning but I have showed up now. So all you need to do is bow down a bit and wish yourself a happy morning as a sign of respect. Cheers mate!” » Melanie Leroy’s
“The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone ”
“I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen”
“Sometimes people want to have full conversation really early in the morning and its okay to kill those people”
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one…only if morning began after noon.” » Tony Smite
“I lack sleep: are the nights so short, or do I sleep so fast?”
“The doctor has a new suggestion for you this morning. Laugh a little more in he morning for breakfast, give a beautiful smile in the afternoon. Stay far more happy for dinner. What is the doctors fee? Think more about me” : ) » Sally Coleslaw
“Hell is other people before breakfast”
“Me & Morning don’t see eye to eye, mostly because I don’t want to open mine!”
“The feeling dialogue I experience every morning. Me: I really can’t stay. Bed: but baby, it’s cold outside!”
“In bed, its 6 AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school its 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31”
“If I offer her to sleep over, she might misunderstand. And she will be right.”
“Without any friends, life is a waste. Without any love, heart is almost a waste. Without any story, a movie is almost a waste and without a quote from me, your morning is a waste. Have a great day!” » Hal Fester
“The worst part about my MONDAY, is hearing you complain about yours”
“If you make me COFFEE in the morning, i’ll love you forever, or at least until the coffee is gone ”
“Insomnia is not a problem; a problem is when you don’t know why you get up in the morning.”
“In the morning: I’m sorry, it was very dark, I didn’t notice.”
“The alarm is on in the morning not because the windshield is busted, but the windshield is busted because the alarm is on in the morning.”
“In order to sleep off you should be getting to bed not on the same day when you need to get up.”
“The most obvious thing people keep repeating: every night they go to sleep late and in the morning they feel like that was a bad idea.”
“Today I woke up and realized three horrible facts: Today is not Friday; Tomorrow is not Friday either; And even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.”
“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Mondays.”
“5 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter…”
“Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke”. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.” »Gehenna Toss
“I woke up in the morning; lay in my bed waiting until my mom will prepare the breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom.”
“God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.”
“I don’t like the morning, because it starts when I’m still asleep.”
“The mind is a wonderful thing: it wakes up when you do and falls asleep when you reach the office.”
“I can rise and shine, just not at the same time”
“Monday morning is the ugly sister of Friday evening.”
“Good morning let the stress begin….”
“After “Monday” and “Tuesday” even the calendar says “WTF”.”
“Is this me, or today I will again go to sleep tomorrow.” Morning Images
“I want to taste your lips, touch your teeth and feel your tongue every morning. That is what COLGATE says each and every morning. Brush before breakfast!” 
“Its morning time already and its time to widen those teeny tiny eyes. Stretch those tough buff arms, wiggle that silky slinky hair and eat some salty malty fries.” » Jessie Tower
“It’s not “Tuesday”, it’s “ThreeDaysBeforeFriday”.”
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